Ahoy, mateys! Brace yerselves for a treasure trove of wellness with Pirate Gut Natural Gut Wellness Capsules—crafted to keep yer digestive ship sailing smooth and steady! Packed with the mighty riches of fulvic acids and polyphenols, plundered from Birch Chaga and Pine Bark Extract, these capsules be a boon for yer gut's harmonious seas.*
 
What This Treasure Be Doin’ for Ye:
Forge a Healthy Gut Harbor: Creates conditions fit fer a captain’s digestion.*
Smooth Sailing Bowels Ahead: Keeps yer ship on a regular course with steady bowel movements.*
Gut Health Worthy o' Legend: Maintains the balance of yer gut ecosystem so it can function like a well-oiled galleon.*
 
Ingredients:
Birch Chaga: A treasure chest o’ antioxidants to guard yer innards.
Pine Bark Extract: Laced with humic and fulvic acids to hoist the flag of nutrient absorption.
Cellulose Capsule: A plant-based vessel to deliver all this goodness to yer belly’s depths.
 
Details: 
Amount: 30 caps (18g o’ power).
Gross Weight: 0.15lb (68g).
 
Suggested Use:
Swallow down one (1) capsule a day with a hearty swig o' grog (or water, if ye be a landlubber). There be no need fer more—yer body knows how to make the most of this booty.
 
Warnings:
⚓ Do not exceed the recommended dose, or ye may find yerself adrift.
⚓ Pregnant or nursing wenches, wee cabin boys under 18, and any scallywag with known medical conditions should consult a physician before embarkin’ on this voyage.
⚓ Keep out of the reach of young pirates. Store in a cool, dry place.
 
 
*These here statements haven’t been evaluated by the FDA, and this product isn’t meant to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. It’s a pirate’s way to wellness! ⚓