Leviathan Boost Energy Strips: A Buccaneer’s Best Mate for Endless Adventure!
Ahoy, mateys! These energy-infused oral strips be crafted for swashbucklers always on the move! Whether ye be hoistin’ the sails, swabbin’ the decks, or battlin’ foes on the high seas, these magical strips deliver lasting vigor and sharp wit. Wave goodbye to sugar-laden grog or jitter-inducin’ coffee – Leviathan Boost keeps ye alert and energized without the cursed crash.* Arr!
 
This treasure’s secret lies in its bounty of Green Tea Caffeine and L-Theanine, workin’ hand-in-hook to keep yer sails full for hours. With a dose of Vitamin B12, it transforms yer grub into fuel fit for a seafaring soul, boosting yer might and mental fortitude. Aye, these strips dissolve right on yer tongue, skippin' the belly’s digestion—ye’ll feel the effects faster than a cannonball flies!*
 
Ingredients:
Pullulan, L-Theanine, Caffeine, Mannitol, Cellulose, Cranberry Flavor, Lecithin, Malic Acid, Pectin, Erythritol, Steviol glycosides, Methylcobalamin

Amount: 30 oral strips
Weight: 0.14lb (63g)
 
How to Use: Drop a strip on yer tongue and let it vanish like a ghost ship in the mist. Limit yerself to one strip a day, lest ye anger the sea gods.
 
Warnings:
⚓ Do not exceed the recommended dose, or ye may find yerself adrift.
⚓ Pregnant or nursing wenches, wee cabin boys under 18, and any scallywag with known medical conditions should consult a physician before embarkin’ on this voyage.
⚓ Keep out of the reach of young pirates. Store in a cool, dry place.
 
 
*These here statements haven’t been evaluated by the FDA, and this product isn’t meant to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. It’s a pirate’s way to wellness! ⚓