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Dietary Supplements
made for Pirates (and regular folk, too)
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The Captain's Log o' Praise (or Complaints!) *
Captain O'Malley
“Pirate Pills be the finest treasure fer keepin' me bones strong, me mind sharp, and me gut steady on the high seas—worth its weight in gold, it be!"
Pip Gull the Cabin Boy
"Blimey! Since I started takin' me Pirate Pills, I’ve got more pep in me step, sharper eyes fer spotin' land, and a belly that don’t churn like the sea—these be magic in a bottle, they be!"
Anne Bloodsworn
"With Pirate Pills in me pouch, I’ve got the fire and strength to conquer the fiercest seas—never felt sharper, stronger, or more ready to claim me treasure!"
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